Like I was saying before emotions overtook me,they moved me into a much smaller castle and then they finally decided that we needed to move on. And now finally, I have taken over my new castle. It is much bigger and has lots of hiding spaces.
They insist on trying to make me behave but after what they put me through, they are lucky that I haven't "stamped" the entire castle.
The one with the spikey shoes is always making loud, annoying noises whenever I try and scratch up the carpet, so I stay clear of her. The one with the deep voice, he doesn't really care at all. So I go and give him the priviledge of petting me every now and again. The one with that likes to play with me the most, she's the push over. So I can do what I want with her. As long as I play with her ever so often, I can scratch until my heart is content. Wait..what's this. Oh No! The spikey heeled one has turned her against me. She is now making that same annoying noise!
The fur-less ones are trying to stop me but I will win this battle. They just haven't seen 'all' of my work.
Has anyone reminded her that castles have motes...with alligators? lolReplyDelete
Obviously she has forgotten that the 'spikey heeled one' will sometimes sneak her a taste of tuna. Never bite the hand that feeds you Princess.
I would say this sweet cat has a grand life. I used to talk for my animals with my daughter when so young. It is delightful to see others that love their pets so much. Keep on blogging!ReplyDelete
Hang in there Princess you'll get the furless ones trained. Usually the ones with the deep voices are the most difficult to train. They resist mind control. Remember, slow shallow breaths, calm yourself and reach into their minds...you are cute when your scratch the carpet, you are cute when your scratch the carpet, you are cute when you scratch the carpet.ReplyDelete
You'll do fine. Remember your breathing exercises. Love Dandelion Lord of all the pillows.
Dandelion thank you and maybe I should take over the spikey heeled ones fluffly. she has LOTS and LOTS of pillows...ah oh...here she comes.....Delete
Delinda, I think you've got that way wrong! The ones with the deep voices are the pushovers--trust me, I know from personal experience! It's the other one that has this little blue spray bottle filled with water that she sprays toward/at/on (depending on proximity) me when I scratch her favorite chair. And, actually, I'm only scratching the underside of the chair where it doesn't even show!ReplyDelete
Anyway, I've got your back!
thanks for having my back. I really need it just in case those fur-less ones are reading this and get the silly notion of filling up a blue bottle with water and then they will ALL have a real fight on their hands.
Yours miserably, but not for long as I sharpen my claws,
It sounds like the hierarchy of command has been established at your house, and Princess is large and in charge! The sooner the spikey-heeled one, the big one, and the one who likes to play are able to accept their roles as Princess's minions, peace will reign.ReplyDelete
(Love the post!)
Like all cats, Princess obviously believes that she is Master (or mistress) of all she surveys. But I happen to know a dirty little secret. The spikey-heeled one is plotting to add a small DOG to the family. She and the playful one expect Princess to accept this with a smile. I am not so sure...ReplyDelete
Oh, now the secret is out!. *clap, clap*...Princess!. Stop that!..oh no...the carpets aren't safe!Delete